My Take Of Hell

If I was crazy enough to do what Helltaker did. If I were ballsy enough to go to Hell for a harem, then I'd be ballsy enough to dress like a shonen protag to bring the hype. I'd also only wanna be with Justice and Judgement. Question is: How can I get past Lucifer to be with them?

BONUS: The red and black hoodie w/red eyes is if I could gain demon powers.